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10 Funny Christmas Presents for the Nurses in Your Life

Does the nurse in your life have a good sense of humor? Celebrate the holidays by gifting them one of these funny Christmas presents for nurses. Sometimes the best gifts are gifts that make them laugh. Take a look at our list of hilarious gag gifts that will make their day brighter.

Funny Christmas presents for nurses that guarantee laughs

1. Before Patients, After Patients Drink Set

Before Patients, After Patients Drink Gift Set

A LOL conversation starter pack! A bit of humor and a whole lot of truth. Coffee to get us going before patients and wine to relax after. Made in the USA with dishwasher safe materials and ink, so they don’t even have to wash by hand after a long day of work. It will definitely feel like Christmas.

2. Very, Very Spirited Christmas Scrubs

Very Spirited Scrubs Christmas Present for Nurses

This could be a perfect gift for nurses to wear throughout the Christmas season. No matter if they work with kids or adults, they will surely get compliments, smiles, and giggles while wearing this at work. All they have to do is look down at their scrubs for an adorable snowman to brighten up their day!

3. “Do No Harm, Take No Shit” Bracelet for Nurses

funny nurse bracelet

For the friend you can be REAL with, gift her this cuff bracelet with an important reminder inside! She will definitely laugh when she sees the hidden message placed so only she can see. Plus, she’ll thank you when it helps her speak up for herself at work. It’s a good reminder in both daily life and work to be true to yourself while getting things done. Perfect gift for nurses who need a little humorous, sympathetic support and encouragement right now! 

4. This Nurse Needs a MotherF*cking Nap Coloring Book

This Nurse Needs a MotherF*cking Nap Coloring Book

Help your friend or loved one destress and relax with this slightly inappropriate but overall humorous coloring book for nurses. Some are snarky but most are relatable which makes them hilarious and a perfect way to relieve work stress. As can be seen by the title page – explicit language is included!

Make it a full gift with these adorable nurse-themed coloring pencils. The color names will surely get chuckles from all who use them.

5. “We Can’t Fix Stupid But We Can Sedate It” Tshirt

“We Can’t Fix Stupid But We Can Sedate It” T-shirt

This is one hilarious unisex T-shirt, perfect for gift giving this Christmas to both female and male nurses. Any nurse will laugh after receiving this shirt. It is super comfortable to wear while out running errands and is available in 5 different colors.  Just make sure they don’t wear it around their actual patients or they may get a little worried!

6. Santa’s Favorite ICU Nurse Sweater

Santa’s Favorite ICU Nurse Sweater Christmas Present for Nurses

If you want a gift that’s cutesy and meaningful at the same time, get this “Santa’s Favorite ICU Nurse” sweater. Nurses will find them useful at work to keep warm on cold days. And they’ll also get to show off to their coworkers that they are at the top of Santa’s nice list!

7. “Nurse: Because Badass Lifesaver Isn’t a Job Title” Mug

“Nurse: Because Badass Lifesaver Isn’t a Job Title” Mug Funny Present

Not only is this mug absolutely hilarious, it is absolutely accurate! Treat someone special with this badass mug that they will appreciate for years. This is the perfect mug for someone you want to bring a daily smile to. 100% ceramic, its dishwasher and microwave safe and has a comfy large grip handle.

8. McDreamy Candle

McDreamy Candle Funny Present for Nurses

Derek Shepherd fans alert! This McDreamy novelty candle is the Christmas gift of the season for Grey’s Anatomy fans. It has a subtle scent while burning and makes for a great gift for the nurse in your life. This gift is particularly helpful for nurses to have a more relaxing sleep or simply to give them a reason to smile.

9. Human Organ Lunch Box

Human Organ Lunch Box

No, you didn’t misread it! This will be both a shocking and funny gift for the nurse with a good sense of humor. Bit of fun for both days out and while at work. The quality material and insulation makes it great to keep all snacks and drinks cool, while the writing is a fun surprise for all who see.

10. Nurses Need Shots Too (pair with their favorite liquor!)

Nurses Need Shots Too (pair with their favorite liquor!)

Just because nurses are used to giving shots, doesn’t mean they don’t need some of their own! It’s a one of a kind and funny Christmas gift for nurses to bring lots of laughs. Quality glassware and dishwasher safe. Make them feel extra appreciated with this nurse designed shot glass by pairing it with their favorite liquor!

What funny Christmas nurse presents have you found?

Funny Christmas nurse gifts don’t have to be hard to find, you just have to look for ways to brighten their day and put a smile on their face. Some of these gifts are for laughs, others are useful, and all will be appreciated by your favorite nurse. Pick your favorite from the funny Christmas presents for nurses we have listed above and get ready for good times!

To recap, here’s our list of funny Christmas presents for nurses:

  1. Before Patients, After Patients Drink Set
  2. Very, Very Spirited Christmas Scrubs
  3. “Do No Harm, Take No Shit” Bracelet for Nurses
  4. This Nurse Needs a MotherF*cking Nap Coloring Book
  5. “We Can’t Fix Stupid But We Can Sedate It” Tshirt
  6. Santa’s Favorite ICU Nurse Sweater
  7. “Nurse: Because Badass Lifesaver Isn’t a Job Title” Mug
  8. McDreamy Candle
  9. Human Organ Lunch Box
  10. Nurses Need Shots Too

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